Applications for Team Monica

[Monica Padilla]

So, you want to join Team Monica, the sexiest and most awesome team that has ever existed in the history of ORGs, do you?

Well, congratulations! If your application is successful, you will become one of the elite few who are deemed awesome enough to join Team Monica. If accepted, you will receive a complimentary do-it-yourself "Team Monica!" T-shirt kit, consisting of a white shirt (available in XXL or Medium) and a marker, as well as the right to praise Monica's awesomeness from the rooftops whenever and wherever you want, without needing to feel stupid about it. Plus, when I win this game, I may just share some of my pretend millions with you.

Sound good? Then let's get to the application!

Part One: Multiple Choice

1. Monica is-

a) really awesome
b) incredibly awesome
c) going to win this game
d) a genius
e) my best friend
f) sexy
g) probably the best challenge player on the internet
h) fun
i) majestic
j) devastatingly attractive
k) too awesome to even describe
l) able to beat up my dad
m) my hero
n) a paragon of virtue
o) who I want to be when I grow up
p) charismatic
q) cunning
r) tremendous
s) stupendous
t) the closest thing the world has to a superhero
u) supercalafragilisticexpialodocious
v) better than me
w) great
x) cool
y) delightful
z) all of the above

2. Why do you want to join Team Monica?

a) Uh, who wouldn't?
b) For the prestige
c) So that maybe she'll fall in love with me

3. What will you do if you can't join Team Monica?

a) Cry.
b) Cry for a week.
c) Start cutting myself again
d) I can't answer this question, because I committed suicide at the mere thought of being rejected.

4. What is Team Monica's official themesong?

a) "Hanukkah in Santa Monica" by Tom Lehrer
b) "Santa Monica" by Theory of a Deadman
c) "Mambo #5" by Lou Bega

5. Who is the best person ever?

a) Monica
b) Monica
c) Monica
d) Adolf Hitler

Part Two: Interactive Portion

1. Post a picture of me looking hot. Say how hot I am.

2. Tell me three reasons why I'm awesome.

3. Tell a friend to IM me and tell me I'm awesome.

There you go, everybody. I look forward to receiving your applications. <3

[Monica Padilla]

Way to be lazy, Production Team! I'm very disappointed in your lack of participation.

[Carlos Bernard]

I thought i was already in for "extracuricular activities"

[Monica Padilla]

You still have to fill out the application before your membership can be processed. Geeze, Carlos. Pay some freakin' attention.